Pamela Anderson Drinks Milk Sheik

It’s probably not worth mentioning because by the time you read this Pam will surely be bonking somebody else, but according to Mark Malkin at E! Online she’s dating some prince from Dubai. Could Pam be the next Grace Kelly?!

No, probably not.

Consider this: supposedly refers to her amour as Milk Sheik. Hard to imagine Princess Grace giving Prince Rainier a pet name so dripping with sexual innuendo and presumably so offensive to national and religious sensibilities. But at least it shows she knows the proper pronunciation of the work sheik. Who knew Pam was so worldly.

Anyway, haven’t seen any reports of how old this dude is, but a source in the article claims he’s “very handsome.” That’s refreshing. She’s not exactly been the most discriminating dater in the past. The two were most recently seen together at a gay bar in LA. Yes, she took a member of the Dubai royal family to a gay bar in Los Angeles. Pam Anderson is magic.

Disclaimer: It should be disclosed that Pam’s got some show on E! right now called Pam on the Loose, so there’s a good chance that this is a publicity stunt like pretty much everything else she does. Or she could be hard up for cash. Or maybe just likes the taste of this sheik. Whatever, Pam basically rules just like her new beau will one day.

Photo Source: E! Online