Family: Ursus Youngus

Common Name: Cub

The Ursus Youngus family is made up of young males, commonly known as cubs, who prefer romantic dalliances with older women, generally members of Felinae Maturis (or Cougars). They can either be hunters or prey and often both simultaneously. Their love of older women comes from an inherent desire to be with sophisticated, experienced women rather than the girls their own age whose only life aspiration seems to be a recurring role on The Hills.

Cubs come in all shapes and sizes but share a number of common characteristics which include:


A Love of Real Women
Cubs generally seek a woman who is smart, sexy and worldly. Since the women their own age typically lack these qualities entirely it is only logical that they are attracted to a more mature woman.

A Desire to Learn
Cubs share an incredible passion for learning and new experiences. This is particularly true in the realm of sex where they seek an orientation into an unexplored world of contortionist positions, hidden erogenous zones, and foreign animal noises. Their lust for older women comes from an assumption that a night with a cougar will provide that most desired among men:  the secrets to making women beg for more.

A Sense of Adventure and Conquest
Cubs have a tremendous zest for life and its mastery. It is this youthful exuberance that often draws the attraction of the cougar. And in the cougar they see a wonderful adventure and potential conquest even if, in the end, it is they who are being conquered.


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