Meat Thermometer: Michael Cera

We know what you’re thinking. Michael Cera? Yup, we think this kid’s got all the makings of a world-class cougar-killer. Key player on one of the decade’s most critically-acclaimed sitcoms? Check. Star of a blockbuster comedy? Check. Oscar-worthy indie-cred? Check. Sure, he’s kinda nerdy, a little sensitive, and, by all indications, a total weakling, but the dude makes us laugh. Reminds us of a certain Loverboy. And if Patrick Dempsey managed to transform himself from 80s dweeb into The Sexiest Man Alive then why not this kid?

So what do you think, ladies? Would you devour him in instant? Could he slay you with those puppy dog eyes. Or is this twerp not man enough for you?



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